There is no bigger buzzkill than Massage Envy. They gather information when you first arrive so they can use it against you later in their sales pitch.
When I am finished with my massage and I come out of the room, I just wanna go home. I'm feeling euphoric and groggy.... please stop trying to make me enroll in your membership program. I hate it. And they don't take no for an answer, they just continue to pitch to you.
Other than that, I have received good massages here. Alfonso was my guy but here's not there anymore.
(Psst. Alfonso if you're reading this I miss you, add me and tell me where you're working now. My traps need you)
I just had a good massage from Nate yesterday. He worked really hard on my back and was a pleasure to be around for 90 minutes.