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  • If you're looking for any semblance of "authentic Asian food" then turn around and run the other way. Never have I been so disappointed by an Asian restaurant-- seriously, even Oriental Express is more authentic than the shit they serve here. Every single time I ordered a noodle dish, I've been shown a new way in which that food could be horribly disgraced. Overpriced, overrated, and I absolutely abhor the decor. The decor is obscenely cheesy-- why do I want to look at stock photo images of people touching my noodles in ways that violate all kinds of health codes? It just makes me wonder what passes as "sanitary" in their kitchen. Pad Thai: a sad pile of overcooked rice noodles with a wretched, bland peanut sauce that lethargically oozes like Jabba the Hut. Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe it. I could smear peanut butter on dried ramen noodles for a better experience. Pho: well how could you really expect this place to create a beef consomme-esque broth with authentic viet flavors? Awful. I can't even. My review may be slightly inaccurate because I haven't been there since people lied to my stupid freshman dorm about how great this place is, but if it hasn't changed since then RUN AWAY. GO TO ROSE TEA. OR ANYWHERE ELSE. SUBWAY. QUIZNOS. SAVE YOURSELF MONEY AND BOWEL TROUBLES.
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