Living in Phoenix means I don't have to wear deodorant seven months of the year.
The other five, there's not enough deodorant in the world to cover my pit stank.
This is why I go to Walgreens.
At Walgreens, I can buy Dial antibacterial bar soap, go home, shower, and while doing so, pretend like I'm a surgeon scrubbing in for a major procedure. Only instead of scrubbing my hands, I do my pits with this stuff.
The result.
I don't have to use deodorant in the summer either. And, no pit stank!
Try this, you'll be surprised how well it works.
So much so, you'll find yourself freakishly sniffing your pits throughout the day in curious disbelief. It's glorious.
Note: Be careful your co-workers don't catch you huffing your pits in public or else they'll think something's wrong with you.