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| - I have read all the horrible reviews about this place, and yet we still came here because wife and I were walking home one night and fancied a nightcap and, well, we were right in front of this place. Well, the Yelpers were right. I can't think of a single redeeming quality about this "restaurant" apart from the fact that it has a primo location, and if you're a young single hetero guy, you may be happy to know that the customers are about 75% young single female, many who were part of bachelorette parties. There were also a few young couples on what appeared to be first date nights (if someone brought me here on a first date, I would have RUN the other direction). Wife and I walked in and were completely ignored by the hostess staff. So we walked past straight to the EMPTY large bar, pulled up some stools and waited. And waited. I checked my watch and it took 4 minutes, 30 seconds for service, even though we were the only patrons at the bar. Ordered a beer and a margarita and it arrived in about 30 seconds flat, which makes me think the margarita was poured out of a pre-mixed jug in the back. Ewww, it was SICKLY sweet -- akin to pure corn syrup and sugar water with some neon green food coloring -- and no alcohol that we could detect. At least the beer was real. We did not eat the food after reading all the previous reviews, plus the fact that the restaurant smelled of burnt tortillas and overcooked fajitas did no favors. The decor looked like ever stereotypical Mexican cliche rolled into one, chewed up, then regurgitated onto the walls. No thank you.
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