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| - For sophistication's sake, I want to give The Cheesecake Factory 3 stars, but let's be honest . . . I love this restaurant.
This location is great because when waiting 3+ hrs you can walk around REI or stare at shooting water in the southside works while you wait. There's a lot of great shops to meander around while trying to kill time. A con, however, is they still use the taser-looking bricks instead of texting you. (You guys should fix that.)
Inside decor. Lavish. Unique. Kind of gaudy. But I like it. Honestly, you look up and wonder if you're in the Sistine Chapel. Brilliant. Who paints that? And more importantly, you cannot help but wonder if your booth is housing a dinosaur egg or if youre eating under the menacing eye of Saruman (if you have no clue what I'm taking about, you cannot unsee it when you do.)
Both options are exciting.
A part of me truly judges the person who says they don't like The Cheesecake Factory. Why? Saying you don't like The Cheesecake Factory is like saying you don't like food - because the menu covers every discipline of food making. Honestly, the thing is an encyclopedia. If you are indecisive, you need to look at the menu and have a game plan before entering. Otherwise, you will be there all night just trying to decide. If you don't know what to get, I suggest one of two options (and really both if you're me).
1. Order the Crusted Chicken Romano. It may not be the most adventurous option, but I am willing to say it is the best. Delicious. Massive. Caloric.
2. Just keep eating the refillable bread baskets. They serve a wheat that is to die for. *Lifehack: when the bowl of butter comes out, grab two of those packets and place one behind each knee - otherwise you might as well try to spread a hardened slab of concrete on your bread.
If you can eat all your food, you may want to (scratch that), always order Cheesecake. They're all good and there are about 7,000 options. I love the raspberry white chocolate, and I usually order it to go.
Southside parking on the street is free at random times, so make sure you check the meters. If you don't mind walking a couple blocks, Sarah St. will save you from paying for parking if you are crazy about that like I am. If you're not, they have multiple parking garages in the area AND a valet (they used to even validate parking garage tickets, so look into that!).
Cheesecake Factory... quantity, quantity, good quality, and always an experience. Check. It. Out.
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