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  • Let me start by saying I wanted to like this place so much! Myself and 2 friends decided to give this new BBQ place a try. We ordered delivery because it was a beautiful Sunday and we were out swimming. Since this is a new place, and none of us had yet tried it, we ordered the 4 meats (pulled pork, chicken, ribs, and brisket) which came with 2 sides (onion rings, mac and cheese), as well as an ordering an additional side of mac and cheese, and a side of cornbread. Where to start... The pulled Pork was ok. Nothing special. Had I known how the rest of the food was going to taste, I would have hoarded this for just myself! The chicken was ok on taste, however, it was so burned on the outside and so dry on the inside that when you physically tried to chew it, the meat disintegrated in your mouth - this was the most unusual thing that I have ever experienced as far as textures are concerned - think astronaut ice cream. The ribs - terrible, these actually tasted like they weren't cooked all the way, so we all took 1 bite of our rib and threw it away. Onto the brisket - this was ok, nothing special. Very similar to the Pork - nothing to write home about. The sauces were just weird as well. The spicy sauce was the agreed upon favorite. The sweet sauce had so much nutmeg in it that we thought we were eating pumpkin pie! On a good note, it was preparing us for the pending arrival of fall. The tangy sauce - well it just tasted like watered down mustard - no thanks. Onto the sides shall we, because after all at this point the 3 of us have had to split the equivalent of 1 pulled pork and 1 brisket sandwich. The mac and cheese was disgusting. It had zero flavor and was so gritty that we questioned if there was actual sand in it. The onion ring on the other hand were amazing - the 3 of us fought over the 7 onion rings that classified as a side. Now for the Trump Card - the cornbread......I am pretty sure I will never look at cornbread ever again. Lucky for me, I couldn't get it past my nose and into my mouth. I wish I would have thought to take a picture of it. The corn"bread" was practically raw, and had the consistency of the corn cake that Chi Chi's used to serve (which II loved!). Here is what go us - it was wrapped in aluminum foil and as soon as I opened it up, the entire area around us smelled like mildew! Friend actually put it in his mouth and immediately spit it out and was basically choking on it! After the smell of it and that response to tasting it, I passed and decided that a dissection would be better suited for this.....and low and behold, there was mildew! Do not waste your time or your money! I would have rather either a loaf of plain white bread then this, and it would have saved me $40 (it was my turn to buy)! Normally I would give a place a second chance if the food was as good as I expected or if they also had some good ratings to convince me that it was a fluke thing. They should be embarrassed to serve this, especially to paying customers!
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