I'm writing this review as I sit here because our waitress doesn't seem to remember we even exist anymore. Not her first offense. Call me a pretentious B- but I've been to Greece before and tasted real Greek. I know what a gyro is-- this waitress clearly did not. I asked if the Pita with chicken was a gyro and she said it wasn't, and then proceeded to explain to me everything inside the dish-- yep, it was a gyro. However, she decided to treat me like an imbecile anyway. Probably not her fault since the probably non-Greek owners labeled any gyros on the menu as just "Pitas" and think a gyro is only half beef, half lamb. After this little episode, I was hopeful that the food would make up for it. Spoiler--not in the least! Anyone who gave this place above 3 stars has clearly never had real Greek food. Not your fault, I'm just saying there are way better and cheaper options in a bankrupt country across the sea. To top off our tolerant visit, we tried some baklava. Overpriced for a piece the size of chihuahua crap. Had similar taste too. So the food and service (thanks to Dora, our waitress) gave this place a single star. I would give it a zero and take stars away from other reviews if I could. Next time your hungry and near here, just go to McDonalds. You'll get better service and food for 1/20 the price. Thanks Dora.