Just to get to it....
White rice was like Comet rice from the Harris Teeter across the parking lot. It was rather hard and tasteless. Fried rice was a greasy, brown version of the same.
Sesame chicken was like a 1.4 on a scare of 1-5.
Broccoli was wilted.
Hibachi veggies had no taste and seemed to have a lot of liquid in them for being hibachi.
I did appreciate the tails being completely removed from my rather tasteless shrimp.
Scallion pancakes must have been cooked a few days ago and microwaved today. They were SO TOUGH. The dipping sauce was good, though. I imagine it came from a factory where quality control is somewhat more important. There were a lot of them, though. So, that was something.
Egg rolls were a hot mess. I forgot about that until I was crying over the ton of money I wasted on my lunch today. A coworker reminded me because I gave her one of my extras last time. She hated it. She reminded me not to order from Asian One again. Then she dried my tears.
I'm sure it could have been worse...somehow, soooo, there's one star for that. The other one is because they're relatively cordial.