Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Me: Yes, I would like a Modelo Especial with a lime.
Waiter: I'm sorry but I think we are out of limes.
Me: Out of limes? I thought this was a Mexican Restaurant?
Waiter: Limes coming up from Mexico are very expensive right now.
Me: I could run across the street and pick a few limes off my neighbor's lime tree.
Waiter: (Unimpressed)
Me: (Unimpressed)