I can't tell what's worse, Sky Harbor as a whole or this United Club. First: Look. Just because I'm only a Gold member and didn't fly first class today doesn't mean you have to be a complete d-bag. You can smile, say "hello," or even "thank you."
Second: hey. If another United Passenger comes in asking for help, don't (rudely) tell him he has to go all the way outside of security just to talk to a United rep because he's not a member. Man.
If you're wondering why I'm still sitting here - it's because I'm stuck at this terrible airport for 6 hours and it's either your smelly crumb filled chairs or the ground in terminal two. And besides, one can hope can't they?
Edit: hey how about you ensure there are no squishy apples in that basket.
Edit 2: I just had some delicious crackers and cheese. You know why they're so good? Because it's made by pepperidge farms.