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  • I have never been more disgusted with a company in my life. I apologize in advance for the profanity I'm going to use. I can't help it. The anger towards these people is just unreal. This was the most effed up party bus company I have EVER dealt with. So shady, thinking about them is making me pissed off all over again. So we booked Mirage Limos for the Phoenix open for a group of about 20-30 people. We used them last year and had a great time. This time. Not so much. They're real effing assholes. I didn't book the bus, so I can't speak for the original arrangement. But we were to be picked up on Old Town at 10 and then we were going to head back around 4. As a group, we told everyone to be at the bus at 4 so we can leave together. The bus on the way back was fucking ridiculous. There was a driver and then his dickhead bouncer guy. I get it. They're just doing their jobs. Well dude, your job is an effing joke. There are some of us back on the bus but we're missing about half our group. Exiting the open on Saturday is a clusterfuck. It's a stampede of drunken people all tired and wanting to go home. It's definitely hard to get out of there. Two people in our group were standing on the sidewalk and the bouncer fucker decides it's time to go and closes the door and starts pulling away. WTF. We're screaming at the driver to stop. The girls were literally less than 20 feet away. Let them on the bus you effing jerk. Why the eff are you leaving? This isn't a goddamn chain gang where you're busing around criminals. We're paying you a shit ton of money for a service and you should be delivering. It's not like it was 6 pm and I'm asking them to wait. It was 4:20. Supposedly, we were supposed to be picked up at 4 and they were so nice and courteous that they waited a whole twenty minutes for us. There was no warning, no hey guys, we gotta go. They just locked up the door and bounced. They wouldn't even pull to the side to give our friends a chance to meet up. The driver and the bouncer are both assholes and say they won't stop. All they did was tell me to call the owner. You can bet your ass I called. Except the guy I spoke (not sure he's the owner or not) was a real gem. NOT. He hung up on me. Glad you're so professional dickface. Lesson learned. Don't ever trust a 1 star company. These people are the worst. I hope really bad things happen to you. Dead serious. Usually, I'm joking and would probably feel bad if something actually did happen. Not the case, I hope a swarm of locust infest your house and cockroaches lay eggs in your ears. Every vile thing that could happen to a person, I hope happens to you.
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