Ode to Ian's
A slice of Ian's pizza is huge and delicious
But all the cheese and toppings make it less nutritious
But that's okay, because I'm not a doctor
you wouldn't what to change the methods of the pizza concocter
From Smoky and the Bandit to Mac and cheese
There is something for everyone that is sure to please
So get in line and try to choose
for which type of pizza are you in the mood
That last rhyme was a little on the slant side, but I think you get the point. Ian's is really good pizza!