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| - So this is the kinda place that every casino needs to have..... a food-oriented outlet for the glutton to go with the greed.
So here's another amusing story of one of our trips here.
I go with my friend and his little brother... a couple years younger than him, but in his mid-20s, is about 5'6" and weighs about 135, soaking wet.
Older brother : hey.. I bet you can't eat 4 slices of prime rib
Younger brother : deal... yer gonna lose
OB: fine... have at it..
So we all go get our food, and:
OB: hmm that's a pretty thin slice(it was about half an inch thick)
YB: dude.. .whatever..
So he packs away the first slice.... round #2 comes up
Me: man... this is messed up... he doesn't know this is a no-win situation for him does he.... he just doesn't get it.
OB: yeah... but its funny as hell
younger brother returns with his 2nd slice...
OB: dude... wtf.. that's another small one(another half an inch thick slice).... go tell the dude who you are, and get a real slice
YB: fine... whatever... but this one counts
OB: fine
so the slice #2 completes and he goes for #3
OB: wow.. see... now that's what I'm talking about
(slice comes back about an inch thick)
YB: yeah... no problem... I got it
Me: you sure? how you feeling
YB: yeah dude... no problem
Me: *chuckling* alright dude... whatever
so... after a while.. slice #3 goes down...
Me: dude... you know this is a no-win solution for you... are you just dumb? you are gonna eat short of 4 pieces, lose, and owe him $20, or yer gonna eat all 4, he'll give you $20, and you'll feel like shit for the rest of the night.
YB: yeah.. whatever.. I got this one...
OB: oh yeah? well don't come back with another one of those wimpy cuts... you better get a real cut
YB: whatever... yer just getting scared
So he goes and gets his 4th cut. by this time, the rest of us are pretty much eaten out, so we're just sitting and watching.
OB: yeah dude.... you eat that one and I'll gladly give you the $20.
(he came back with antoher inch thick piece)
YB: yeah.. this one is a a big one
OB: heh... yup...
so he starts on through it... granted, a bit slower than the first 2, but he's kinda going through it...
the first quarter goes down.... the second quarter a little slower
Me: dude... just stop.. any more and yer just hurting yourself.
YB: nah... I think I still go it
2-3 bites more...
YB: ugh.... this isn't gonna happen
OB: yeah? you conceding?
Me: dude.. I told ya......
YB: FUCK!!! I thought I had it
heh... so he loses his bet.. .goes home... and has the shits all night...
THAT is comedy...
but ... guess what.. . the next night... we went to Red Rocks Club and had the buffet... and guess what he had.....
The food here is pretty good... granted that it's buffet food, but it's still pretty good. People hoard on the crab, which is kinda stupid. I guess people really do view these things as binges of gluttony. I kinda just view it as another meal with a great selection. I'm done with the days of eating a ton, and then suffering through it for the rest of the night or, like in "Go" eating too much shrimp with iodine and suffering for the rest of the trip.
go.. enjoy it... don't overdue it and you'll have a better experience.
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