Okay. I know I'll get some grief for this rating, but my heart may stop beating before you all read this anyway since they're clogged with poutine beyond repair.
I love greasy, cheesey, potatoey goodness more than mostly anyone you know. But this was the place where they brought out my order (poutine with peppers, bacon, etc.) and it was so large and obscene, I almost lost my appetite, but tried to power through before giving up halfway in.
Maybe I should have come here drunk at 2:00am. Almost certainly would be a 5-star place.
Food: 2/5
Value: 5/5
Service: 4/5
Atmosphere: 4/5