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  • Excalibur is so dated. Walking around the hotel and casino takes me back to 1997, when all I had in life was a PlayStation, AOL email account, and acne. Clearly, the ladies were not knocking on my door. So I drowned my sorrows out in wrinkly tissues, crumpled Playboys, and of course, fatty food. American Burger Works takes me back to that time when I would binge eat to make myself feel better. In January, my awful place of employment punished me by sending me on 11 day trip to Las Vegas, a fabricated city full of depression in the middle of desert. Naturally, I grew even more depressed. So I spent 4 of my nights eating dinner here. Yes, I would consume 3,500 calories in one sitting. Sober. The staff here is friendly and accommodating. The menu is straightforward and simple. No matter what you choose, it's going to be a big burger made to your specifications. The bun will be crispy, the meat will be juicy, and you will be happy. The Belgium style fries are optional, but might as well be mandatory. They are so unbelievably delicious. And the milk shakes, with chocolate candy add ins, are a really sweet way to finish your massive meal off. Burp. Fart. Food coma. The gift and the curse of this place has to be the Belgium fries and the variety of dipping sauces. They have over a dozen different flavors like chili-cilantro sour cream, Sriracha ketchup, and bacon mustard. They are awesome and make the fries that much better. The first dipping sauce is free, but all additional sauces are $1. Look, I have a $500 iPad and a $300 iPhone, but I won't even spend 99 cents on an app. So maybe I am bit cheap. But when it comes to food, I don't mind splurging. Sadly, the $1 gives you a tiny thimble of dipping sauce. Personally, I want a bit more for my buck. In the end, I am still huge fan of this place. But I can no longer fit in my 33x32 slim fit jeans. Burp. Fart. Ugh.
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