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| - Tis' the season for a Rumor Boutique Resort UPDATE------
Bearing in mind my previous experience (by all means, feel free to read it and weep) checking into this hotel, receiving the WRONG room twice and then walking in to another suite with sh!t on the floor only to be lied to and informed that it was makeup (like anyone would lay down to apply concealer) ----- it goes without stating that I possessed a complete plethora of reservations in making reservations to offer this place additional patronage.
Sold by the purple glitz and glamour that is Rumor's lobby alongside the fact of there being no casino to trek through and additionally, the poolside hammocks ---- my best friend from Boston booked reservations, despite my previous review and blatant admonition.
Brace yourself readers. This is going to be a LONGGGG one _______________________
Sidebar: I've yet to figure out why folks don't take time out to read the reviews. Smh. It's like that yellow light that no one brakes for. PEOPLE SERIOUSLY FAIL TO ADHERE TO WARNINGS. Such a calamity.
When I view traffic merging over to one lane or braking suddenly while on the freeway, with attempt at NOT causing the next 5 car pileup, I'm the first to brake or exit. Call me crazy.
(sighs.......)
In any event, against my first mind, we arrived to Rumor on Christmas Eve and check in was relatively simple. Tara, from the front desk is a hoot as is the extremely attractive female bartender that served up our pineapple kamikaze's to undeniable perfection! If Yelp didn't provide 1 star by default, they'd both have been granted one HOWEVER --- this is where it all comes to a slow and depressing epilogue.
Ya' know, it saddens me, when businesses --NEGLECT-- to take the concerns of their PAYING customers into consideration, making any such necessary changes to ensure satisfaction and consumer retention. As we all know, word of mouth travels at the speed of light.
In lieu of such, take this word from the wise: ALL OF THE RECENT (and ....not so recent) reviews are 100% on the money!!!
We promenaded in, to a suite that at 1st glance appeared to be something out of HGTV or Elle Decor magazine. But what's that saying....: EVERYTHING THAT GLITTERS IS TRULY --NOTT-- GOLD!!!
* The curtains affront entry to the balcony had what I'm going on a limb to refer to as being "yogurt" stains on them.... This is absolutely atrocious and something should DEFINITELY be done about this!
* There were NO comforters, duvets or blankets on the bed; just thin sheets coupled by 2 pillows (for a king sized bed). Need I state that it's 20-30 degrees in Vegas with winds upwards of 50 mph?!?!? I'd just gotten over a cold and this was enough for a complete relapse.
* Furthering things, the heater, functional ONLY by remote, did NOT have one, nor did the television. The front desk is a simple call away, or so we thought ONLLLY for them to arrive to our suite and provide what should've been there initially yet upon clicking the power button to the remote --- we took notice that the damned heater didn't even work!!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Nothing says, "Welcome to Vegas" like freezing during a winter blizzard!
* Just when things couldn't get any worse, we dozed off (fully clothed and in sweaters) to overhear someone attempting to get INTO OUR ROOM! WTF??!
No knock. No NOTHING!
I opened the door, using my "hood voice", "Mutha#@*& can I help you???" ----- and believe it or not, it was security, alleging that our room wasn't accounted for and that from passing by, he'd overheard the television.
Uhm. Right.
I'm gone need for you to exit eeh-mee-jett-ly before you catch a bottle to the cranium!
^ ^ ^ The aforementioned compelled us take our valuables with us upon departing the hotel each day and photograph clothes and luggage left within the closet - DAILY, for the purpose of inventory. - - Surely if this clown saw it okay to enter our suite unannounced, then he possessed a key to the in-suite-safe.
Last but certainly not least would be the fact that each time housekeeping arrived to replace towels and toiletries, remake the bed, whether with or WITHOUT our consent, there were random stray hairs left upon the surface of EVERYTHING.
I'm going to go on another limb and assume these hairs to have been from someone's head but after undergoing 3 days of this, I'm compelled to suspect alopecia!!!
* * * Are hairnets not an option???? Just curious.
My friend, who was scheduled to take a red eye home Sunday night at midnight - checked out that morning and professed to having had a better experience at Travelodge!
Take my advice fellow Yelpers. ALL OF THE Rumor's are TRUE!!! With exception of a few noteworthy staff members, this place has gone to hell in a doggy-bag!
Hell NO! - - I wouldn't stay here again, free or not!!, and while I'd go so far as to call the place a wolf in sheep's linen; I've discerned that to be a bit disingenuous.
Rumor would likely skimp out on providing such linen.
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