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  • I live 5 minutes away from Rocesescecvaleses but we hardly ever go there. We keep forgetting it exists I guess. It's a really nice area despite the HORRIBLE song Julie Black wrote about it for CBC Radio 2. My brother in-law recommended Cafe Polonez and we all went. I had the Polonez Chicken Schnitzel and it was great! Huge portions and great food all around! The service was awesome and the lady serving us was a sweetheart! I recommend it highly! There was one thing though... Read the next few paragraphs with caution. Now, this could happen in any restaurant and by no means is it a reflection of Cafe Polonez, but a criticism of society as a whole! I asked the delightful lady who served us where the bathrooms were and she directed me downstairs. I just needed to pee so I just went to the urinal. Next me was a toilet with a full load in it. Who the fuck shits, and leaves it there for others to look at? It looked like somebody dumped a box of cigars in there! That person is a modern day man-ape! He relates to the first 30 minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey! I tried to leave the bathroom as quick as I could before anybody else came to use it because I would be blamed for the unflushed shit, despite my inevitable enthusiastic denial. Luckily for me. I got out in time. Unfortunately, if that wonderful server of ours has to clean the men's bathroom at the end of the night, who will she think of when she sees the exposed, unflushed #2? Me. The guy who asked where the bathrooms were. Anyway, next time you're in Roncesescesvaleseses, check out Cafe Polonez. It's great!
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