| rev:text
| - I like boobs. Maybe I should say: I love boobs. How about adore, admire... um, venerate, worship... revere!! That's it!! I revere boobs!!!
That being said, I've always thought strip clubs were rather pointless and pathetic. Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I know that you're different from the typical strip club patron, and I'm sure that yes, she fakes it and it's just an act to others, but she really digs you!! Sure, it's just a coincidence that she hasn't returned from "powdering her nose" since your bank account ran dry.
I only ever used to visit them decades ago (decades... sigh) because my roommates liked to go. Now, I did have one girlfriend who liked us to slum it at the Las Vegas strip clubs, and that... was, um... kinda nice. But, I digress...
My point being, I find strip clubs boring, and a complete waste of money. But, let's revisit my initial assertion: Boobs. Aren't they glorious?
Now, Cirque du Soleil shows are great!! Unequivocally spectacular!! But, sometimes you want a taste of old school Vegas. Something a bit more sultry, erotic... dirty. Well, Cirque has Zumamity, you say!! See?? This is why I hate talking to you. Always making things so damn difficult!! Shut up and go away. I'm talking to these nice people over here. Don't pay attention to that guy. He still lives at home with mommy and has never kissed a girl.
Speaking of girls, they're better when they're a bit... shall we say... crazy! Not to the point where they send 35 e-mails in a 2 hour period. That's more.., psychotic. But, Crazy Girls... (Damn!! Talk about a long segue!)
Crazy Girls: an intimate little show that's a tad risqué, just a bit bawdy. Titillating, you might say. Like Vegas was meant to be. An old-fashioned burlesque performance, with plenty of bouncing boobs. (Hold on.... let's fix that image into our minds. Ladies feel free to crochet instead, if you prefer.) Now, yes, it does have somewhat of a strip club feel, but at least you don't have to come loaded with dollar bills.
Granted, first choice has got to be a Cirque, but if you're in the mood for a second show during your trip to Sin City, then Crazy Girls is a lot of fun. It's not a big budget blockbuster with A-listers. It's more a B-movie type production. A bit cheesy, a bit gaudy, but hey! Boobs!! Most every girl has two. That's like Doublemint: Double the pleasure, double the fun!!
Crazy Girls, they're not just for breakfast anymore.
|
![[RDF Data]](/fct/images/sw-rdf-blue.png)
![[cxml]](/fct/images/cxml_doc.png)
![[csv]](/fct/images/csv_doc.png)
![[text]](/fct/images/ntriples_doc.png)
![[turtle]](/fct/images/n3turtle_doc.png)
![[ld+json]](/fct/images/jsonld_doc.png)
![[rdf+json]](/fct/images/json_doc.png)
![[rdf+xml]](/fct/images/xml_doc.png)
![[atom+xml]](/fct/images/atom_doc.png)
![[html]](/fct/images/html_doc.png)