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  • What I learned from my experience at 2cats: How to Pick up a Lady: Step One: Find target (don't be picky just go to the closest one) and do the polite thing which is to talk incredibly close to them. (Hey you gotta make sure their breath smells ok). Then proceed by yelling "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!?!" Step Two: When the girl replies "Sorry but I am having a conversation with my friend", ask them if they are lesbian. Because they must be...right..? When they quickly answer yes, move on to next target. Right next to the previous target to show them just how smooth your lines can be. Step Three: Wear something like huge glasses (with no lens) that will get you noticed. They will be so preoccupied with them they will not even hear your cheesy lines that impress your buddy that is doing the same. Step Four: If the reply is "I have a boyfriend", assure them that you have a girlfriend. And that you just want to show them your place. Also note to them that you are especially good at certain specific activities..that will definitely reel them in! Then finish the night off with spooning with your buddy with many drunken conversations that include "I love you man". Aww. All in all, this place plays excellent music (good rock tunes) and has a really great staff. Bartenders were friendly and drinks were perfectly priced. It is also the only place I have ever been where you need to take cover every minute you are there, in order to avoid the monkeys. Have to say it is entertaining to watch them though. If you are a non-monkey guy my advice: go to this place, watch the monkeys, and swoop in and save the day. Maybe you'll teach them a thing or two. Will be coming back but sorry monkeys..no banana for you.
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