I am knocking this place off by funding a location here in effen SF.
I am calling it... El Chino Bandito. Instead of a mexican panda, I'm using a Chinese iguana with chinkie eyes. He'll still carry two BIG guns a la John Woo and he'll be standing on a magic carpet cuz there'll be curry dishes too.
http://www.chinobandido.com/story.html
I shouldn't Yelp when I'm hungry