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  • Things I love: hot bodied guys minimally dressed. Add in a foreign accent and the panties are coming off. So why wouldn't I want to go see Thunder from Down Under? I was asked to go by a coworker on our recent work trip and my immediate response: HELLS YEAH! Our tickets turned out to be in the very front row to the left of the stage. At first I was worried it would be like those traveling male reviews or the seedy male strip clubs where they walk around accosting you for dollar bills and the ones you don't find attractive rub their sweaty asses all over you. Not sexy. But luckily this is a SHOW and all the guys are hot so any rubbing will be fine with you. Promise. All the guys are hot. Especially the guy with the long hair. I also kind of liked the dirty, smarmy little emcee. Hey, I have a thing for shorter guys with longer hair and all the tats and somewhat greasy look was right up my alley. I could envision this guy in the Magic Mike role played by Matthew McConaughey. Anyway, perhaps could have done without the knee braces on a couple of guys, but I guess they need to protect their knees so they can dance another day. A lot of the guys can dance. Not all of them are the greatest dancers but some of them are totally rocking out up there. Simulated sex moves on the floor or on top of some lucky girl from the audience were hot too! The guys will jump off the stage and walk across the tables right in front of you. We actually ended up getting sprayed with water (I think it was water from that beer bottle and not actual beer) as the guy poured it on himself on top of our table. Um yes. He also kissed me on the cheek so that was fun. They will bring up bachelorettes and other unsuspecting ladies for some fun on stage...including one grandma that was fucking hilarious. Speaking of patrons, there was excitement but none of that nasty, too drunk chasing and groping. So basically keeping it as classy as you can in Vegas anyway. Definitely less prancing in the G-string than I thought they would be. More costumes on and the G string came out at the end for just a few moments. Might have liked to see a BIT more G string but the costumes/fantasy is what makes it hot anyway, right? There was a guy on stage that appeared to be new and kept getting lost and we watched the other guys pointing which direction to go. The guy was hot so it was ADORABLE. He just kept smiling and plowed right on through it. Tip: get a buzz before you go. There wasn't a lot of time for drinks to be ordered/served - she only came to our table once during the show. So liquor up beforehand. After the show you can have pictures made with them, etc. I'm not sure what it costs but it looked fun. I considered it for my Christmas card this year but then decided naaaaah. Maybe next time. Ladies (or gay men) - go check out the Aussie hotties!! Then go out afterwards when your hormones are raging and find some mere mortals to talk to!
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