Where the hell have you been since I've lived here?!? I have stumbled all over Old Town and never saw you! I usually am able to sniff out dive bars (not fun by the way) and this one eluded me until they turned on their Christmas lights! How the hell could I miss that? Okay, I love dive bars, they are my go to for cocktails and friends. I love Christmas lights, and not just a strand here or there, but in your face, over the top Griswald kind of shit! The Coach House takes dive and Christmas lights to great new levels. I didn't get the normal dive bar smell here, could be the majority of the bar is outside. There are two bars, one outside and one inside (small inside). This is a no bullshit, get in line and order normal drinks. No fancy mixologist shit here! Kinda refreshing actually. We mainly found ourselves outside enjoying the live music, there is a nice long table you can stand at or tables further from the bar. Coach House, thanks for sharing your Christmas spirits! As I stumbled out of the Coach House I did have enough of my wits to bookmark your location in case the Christmas lights are off.