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  • Phah! I've seen much better shows. We wanted to see a Cirque de Soleil show during our Vegas getaway. This act billed to be erotica and more interesting then previous Cirque shows by not following a story line. Their first flaw was the seating. The stage is a runway design. Unless you are center stage you are both ignored by the actors and can't see about 60% of the show. We could hear people clapping but couldn't see why? Worse, we paid extra for a sofa seat. This put us straight up against the stage making the stage a barrier to most everything. As for erotic, nope. The act caters to gay, straight and undecided. Liken this to a meal at Applebee's or the kind of restaurant that tries to cater to the wider cuisines and fails to do any well. In all the effect fails to excite. I was yawning 20 minutes into the show and looking at my watch after 30. The MC, a drag queen, had the opportunity to turn the show into something. Sadly what s/he produced was more vulgarity rather than sensual. It wasn't a complete failure though. The comedy team Dick and Izzy were hilarious clowns as were the two fat Botero sisters.
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