I have never ever had a pizza so bad. If I had defocated in a sock stuck it in the freezer and served it to my mother and grandmother I would have been less disgusted than I am with myself for having half a slice of this. I feel violated for just being here once. The choice between even considering eating here again and spending the rest of my life in a Serbian prison listening to Justin Bieber 24/7 you better believe Despacito will be on the decks before you can say "Joes Ny Pizza is a disgrace to all culinary endeavours".
I would like to add that I downloaded Yelp just to give this place a review