Wildly mediocre.
My burger arrived medium, as ordered, but was stunningly devoid of juiciness despite it's still-pink interior. My mom's burger was fully well-done despite also being ordered medium.
Fries and onion rings were good...mmmm, lard-cooked...but not great. And the fries were way overpriced for the small portion. Potatoes aren't exactly a high-end ingredient.
Service was slow and indifferent. And I'm still perplexed why we had a 15 minute wait, despite open tables, during lunch time on a weekend. Necessary for the faux-exclusive image?
Oh, yeah. Several ketchups and sauces were on the table, but I declined to try any. The spouts were all crusted up with old sauce and looked like they hadn't been cleaned in a long time.