My stupid computer. I called around and this guy actually picked up on a Sunday to help me out with my infested computer which i needed anti-virus removal run on. So 1) He works on weekends, 2) could he answer my questions about these sneaky viruses versus my antivirus programs? - yes, he did, he spoke great computer speak, but translated it to me in normal people language, lol. :p and 3) most important to me at this time, Oh my God he didn't charge $200 frigging bucks!!! MUCH better rate.
Thank you, Brian. :) He offered to work on it remotely or come out to my home but I actually chose to drop it off with him as less distractions for me. And once it was complete, he talked it over with me and let me pound him with more questions about Facebook this and how many windows and blah blah blah, security this that. Computer is all clean. I'm good!