We had a hankering for Chinese and there is no other kosher chinese in the city. Now, normal, non-kosher chinese is nearly always decent (at least the places I go to) and even the kosher place we get carry-out from, Tien Le Chow, is pretty tasty. This had to be the most un-tasty chinese I have ever eaten in my life. I don't care that the guy who makes the chinese food had his own restaurant for 30 years! It was awful and flavorless, completely missing the orgasmic deliciousness that I associate with excellent chinese food. Perhaps it was missing MSG? Whatever. Next time, I get a shawarma or something like that. And WTF? No ice for the water? I just love drinking a glass of tepid water on a hot day (yes, it was in the cooler but it wasn't cool)