Greeted the bartender with a friendly 'Tres Heurese' (French),
anticipating possibly a degree of 'bonhomie.' Nope. don't have
'boners' on the menu today' (also don't need no education at this
bar)
Large, expansive sports bar-type motif. Service was substandard.
Unable to place food order, as there were no servers / bartenders
available. Noticed a peculiar stain, accumulated
foreign matter on the bar surface. Incredibly gross. Enough to gag
a maggot. Saying 'au revoir' to the Metro.