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Qdoba does well what Chipotle does while giving its diners food borne disease. Plus, Qdoba has queso.
Being only just out of college, my experience with cheap Mexican food is both varied and rich. To be honest with you, my true love is Tex-Mex, since Austin, Texas is my home, after all. And, while the task of relating this truly epic cuisine hailing from the Lone Star State - the likes of which has produced some of the greatest dishes of all time, namely breakfast tacos and queso - with fast food Mexican outlets is a bit of a stretch, my claim of burrito-authority lays therein. So, thank you for your consideration.
Getting onto the business at hand, Qdoba is at once deliciously consistent and efficient, the result of a simple menu, friendly, hardworking people, and cheese (shredded, melted, or molten). You walk into a warm welcome from the folks behind the counter whose most magical traits include manifesting your quesadilla dreams IRL. Not all superheros wear capes.
It would be pointless to describe to you a menu which you most likely instinctively know already. (Most are born with such necessary, basic knowledge.) But, I will make a point to say that compared to others in the market, Qdoba has greater selection, more flavorful everything, and, have I mentioned? - queso.
Advice on the non-culinary aspects of your meal is as follows:
Q: What is the appropriate occasion for one to eat at Qdoba?
A: Always.
Q: With whom should one dine at Qdoba?
A: Anyone.
Q: Which steps must one take to prepare for Qdoba (dress, styling, etc.)?
A: Come as you are - no pretenses await, only joyful burritos ready to satisfy all.
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