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| - Leaving a delightful Jabbawockeez performance we headed to valet. Now to wait for the car to pull up, wait what's this? Why is this chick stopped and completely hanging out her SUV window? Directly at the valet stop, in front of everyone??
"My name is Debra, and I used to be an ADDICT. I used to take exstasy, do coke, and whatever else I could find! Drink, party, do drugs, IT WAS THE DEVIL! I HAVE FOUND JESUS, AND YOU SHOULD TOO! (*passenger's voice "Jessssusssss!") RUNNING THESE STREETS, there was a time I'd do ANYTHING for the drugs. ANYTHING. Jesus is the way, it's the ONLY DAMN WAY TO GO!!!!!! Do you hear me you damn fools? JESUS YEAAAAAAAAAAA JESUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
The show was great, but I will always remember Monte Carlo just because of that chick. There were maybe 25 people all just looking around like "What the fuck just happened?" Crazy ass Jesus freaks, I swear to god.... They must pass out meth at her church because that chick was straight tweaking out. I'm sure Jesus really approved of her being at a casino in Las Vegas in the first place. Why does Jesus make people so bat shit crazy? On that note, I went out to get hammered. Yay for booze!
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