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  • A pregnant girl can literally at most anything, for me, to give this place 1 star is bad. This was mainly for the chicken tacos, they're facking garbage! No, I've literally saw garbage that would probably taste better than the .99 crunchy chicken tacos. We saw a sign that had advertised .99 chicken taco Wednesday, and we're usually loyal to Roberto's but after the gym we said, what the hell, let's try them. We walked in and ordered and the cashier was nice and all, and I'd say within 3 minutes I got the 10 tacos I ordered. The first downside was they had tomatoes and I HATE TOMATOES. It didn't say they came with them on there, so I was a little irritated. Being pregnant, your smells are amplified, so needless to say I wanted to puke over the smell of them. We got in the car and left. Upon arriving home, I put some salt, since the chicken (what little they put in there) was bland, some red salsa (FUCKING GROSS) and limon. I lifted my taco and the filling started to fall out. So here's the thing, the chicken to lettuce ratio is stupid, they put maybe a tablespoon on this disgusting, tasteless chicken in there and pile on wet lettuce and wet tomatoes. The box had water and tomatoes water on the bottom, and because they're too cheap to individually wrap the tacos, it made the crunchy shells wet and nasty. Not only that, but my tacos were cold, just from our 3 minute trip home. You know why? BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING CHEAP AND HARDLY PUT ANY CHICKEN IN THE TACOS. And perhaps because they may have been sitting there before we actually ordered them. I know this, Roberto's is a 15 minute drive home, and the tacos are still nice and hot when we get home. The chicken in these tacos is seriously gross, it was sorta gray and tasted like old chicken. Perhaps the leftovers from the days before... good way to get rid of chicken by offering cheap tacos. It was even shredded, just like, a glob. I can easily put down 3-5 tacos, but I could barely eat 2. The tacos were just, terrible. They deep fried the shit out of them, and the taste was just horrible. I will never betray Roberto's again. Just say no to taco Wednesday here!! Puras pinche mamadas!!!
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