I don't have anyone in particular I go to for my "down there care" as they all do a great job keeping things looking trim at the 10 Spot. The place is immaculately clean and there is a real "no fuss" kind of luxury going on.
I go here because: I don't want to meditate, I want my vagina to have a fancy new hairstyle for a hot date on a Saturday night and I gotta go so I can try on 12 outfits with 9 pairs of shoes before he picks me up. I'm in and out. I also don't need rose petals and candles, this place gives me episodes of Friends to distract me from the very real terror going on below the belt.
Thanks 10 Spot. I really don't know how to repay you for the type of service you have provided me, so I'll just give you a full frontal next time I'm biking by so you can admire your work.