Diner, drive-in, or dive? Sterle's is definitely a dive! This place is an old Yugo hall that hasn't been updated since the 1970s. The exterior looks like some sort of religious cult compound and the interior is dark as a bat cave. Expecting an awesome meal at a good value, my buddies and I decided to take Guy Fieri's recommendation. I ended up ordering the schnitzle, which came with a salad and potatoes. My salad bowl was half-full of water and my potatoes were stale and bland. Now on to the schnitzel. Though it was OK, it was nothing spectacular. I have had better schnitzle in food courts for half the price. My meal ended up costing $22, which I consider high for a place of this calibre. I am not cheap, but given how this place has not seen any capital improvements since the Carter Administration, you'd expect better value for money. In sum, Sterle's is nowhere near as good as advertised.