Why bother?
The bread was stale. I mean, not just a wee bit toothy stale, but a knock it on the table and you have a rhythm section stale. The food was bad, the portions were miserly, and the service was beyond slow. I guess I shouldn't care that the portions were miserly. I really wouldn't want to eat any more of what they served. Still, the prices were not cheap enough to merit the parsimony.
How sad. I had heard this was a classic dive. It's a dive all right. It would be completely fabulous if there was anything to recommend it beyond the cool atmosphere.