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  • Toni & Gee is a mall favorite for those that have favorites in malls. Toni & Gee-od what just happened to my hair? I think I tried them once on a triple dog dare. I knew what I wanted but they didn't. 'No, I don't want a style that was new and hip 5 years ago and is now somewhat acceptable by mainstream standards.' "but it's one of the 4 that I know how to cut for men." *tear* I prefer something along the lines of inspiring mothers when walking downtown with their stroller-ed and leashed parasitic spawn to hurriedly move to the other side of the street while trying not to make eye contact for fear of contamination, over the "ummm, I'm not sure about that, sweetie. it's different... & kinda cute, dear" when paying to get the hair did at a salon. If you don't have the money to go to a real styling salon then keep saving up or go to a barber or effin DIY punxorz! Head over to Sally's and buy some dye for your hair and oil for your clippers. Get that mop chopped choppers, chop! chop! I gave it a one star because a total of 12 stars for 3 reviews (4 star average?) would really be too much. hopefully this one star I gave it (3.6666 avg) will show up as a 3 star average. crossing fingers. now save.... damn! at least it's not a 4 star average.
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