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| - Douchebags or as I call them by other names- Dick Bags, Ass Hats, Mr./Ms. Head-up-my-ass, are everywhere. All shapes and sizes, races and genders, ages... 7 billion people on this planet so rest assured we will never run out.
The last time I was at Model Milk our Douchebags came in the form of two guys who stumbled into here either for a drink or bite to eat after a UFC fight (the TapOut hat worn by one of the guys was a given). Now I don't exactly know what happened but my snooping...err...eavesdropping...I mean...investigation found that these two guys weren't happy with a fellow Model Milk patron putting his feet on their chair A few exchanges of "gentlemanly" words later and next thing these guys found themselves squaring off with Model Milk's staff.
Now I don't know if a few of the fellas on Model Milk's staff were bartenders or strictly working security, but I would never see Model Milk as a place where this kind of thing would occur. Then again even a Church or a Hospital has had to deal with its fair share of crazies. But these fellas handled the situation quite well. They did their best to diffuse the situation and tried to get the two guys, who didn't even seem too drunk because they clearly enunciated their insults, to leave peacefully. I can only imagine the temptation to react to a person who throws so much negativity at you despite your attempts to mediate a resolution. But wow, these guys were PUSHING it. These miscreants were terrible with their insults, but I give them five stars for obnoxious delivery... yelling right at the staff's faces, daring them to come get their "beating", and whatever insults hurled towards their family members.
Anyways, the cops were finally called in what I thought was the funniest exchange worthy of Pro-wrestling promos:
"Don't mess with me man, I'm a one man gang!"
"Did you say you were in a gang?"
"YEAH! ILL @#*% YOU UP!"
"Guess I'll have to call in the City's gang unit"
Now those reading this review might get the wrong idea and think that this was something Model Milk has to deal with frequently, but no. Given the kind of restaurant/lounge Model Milk is the last thing one would find is this kind of scene. But then again you can't stop a couple of guys at the door if they looked like trouble. Model Milk isn't the kind of place to bounce people because they a classy place to eat and drink, not a club or dive bar. I wanna commend not only the male staff who had to fend off these troublemakers and keep everyone at a safe distance, but also the rest of the staff who tried to maintain the experience of dining and drinking at Model Milk pleasant. Our waitress seemed terrified but kept her cool and brought our bill out professionally.
Eventually the trouble was cleared off when the cops came. I really had no idea what those two guys were doing at a place like Model Milk in the first place. It's thinking "hey, I feel like having an awesomely prepared meal with a nifty drink to go along..possibly review it on Yelp. But first... I must punch someone in the face"
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