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  • This was an experience I will never forget as the memories are permanently engraved into my brain. What's seen can not be unseen. I have been to strip clubs all over the world, seeing the most beautiful women. This place is NOT one of these strip clubs. We walked in and we were immediately overwhelmed with pity, sorrow and regret. The kind bartender took a pity on us trying to order drinks and explained that if we just waited 5 minutes till their promotion kicked in, we would have gotten buy 1 get one free drink promo. And so 5 minutes later, armed with 2 drinks each, we seated our asses at what appeared to be the only clean looking table. And then the show started ! I had such mixed feelings about it. On stage, woman who was clearly well past my mom's age, was moving at a speed of a turtle doing the tricks that could require her to have a hip replacement any minute now. It was gruesome but captivating in a sick way. I was holding my cell phone nearby watching this dangerous activity like a spider watches a fly, in case the hip did go out and we had to call canadian 911. Luckily we went to a medical conference and did have multiple doctors in our group. The only decent looking stripper looked like a straight up jersey shore escapee. If you want beautiful supermodel women and came to see incredible bombshells, you will find none of that here. The experience would have been considered a horrible one, but all of my friends were so miserable and cranky and irritated that it made up for it. I guess you can say I am a horrible person, but I really enjoyed their misery (JK). Plus, it's a historic venue, you can't argue with that ! Go but venture at your own risk, you might have to bleach your eyeballs.
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