dive bar is not a dive bar. Naming yr bar "dive bar" is neither funny nor ironic, just stupid. They have 1. A Health district approved kitchen that actually serves food 2. A touchscreen electronic jukebox 3.flatscreen plasma tvs 4. bathrooms that are both usually pretty clean and no one is having sex/ using drugs in.
NOT A DIVE BAR!!!!! I did however see Voodoo Glow Skulls there with East Side Joe and that was a magical night and I had a great time. But that does not change the fact that you can pretend to be anything you want, but it still doesnt make you a dive bar. sorry.