Go with a dirty car - leave with a dirty car!!!! :)
Attention to detail of the employees rivals that of a toddler on his third Red Bull of the day:
If the lower half of your vehicle arrives at the car wash dirty, it will leave dirty. This is true when you pay extra for a hand wash....you read that correctly car people- hand wash costs more with less clean.
Stepping on a Lego, while barefoot, is a better experience than these peeps.
Adding a star - car was clean after the non hand wash. 3 of 4 tires had tire dressing - victory!