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| - Have you ever had a day, where you just didn't want to get out of bed at all? I mean not even to go to the bathroom? Well, if you are anything like Mr. Dallas G, you may ask, what could implore you to stay in bed all day? Well Mr. G, the company of a lovely woman was number one on my list on this particular Saturday.
At about 1:30 in the afternoon, we both started to get ravenous. I had been having cravings for Chinese food since about 11 PM the previous night. My lovely bed mate suggested Go Go China. I had never eaten here before and am a little reluctant to branch out from my usual go to Chinese place. Once the stunning sack-mate informed me that they deliver and I would not have to leave the bed, I was sold. She even went downstairs and got the menu! Goddess material, right? We perused the menu and made our decisions. I had the task of calling in the order. A man answered and it was barely discernible what language they were speaking. After inquiring about placing an order for delivery I was told that they would call back in exactly 6 minutes. I began to question this, but the other line had already gone dead. So, we waited the 6 minutes and by golly the phone rang. I ask to place the order, but am first bombarded with what seems like a CIA inquiry. After passing the interrogation I am finally allowed to place the order. Sesame Chicken lunch special for me, which included wonton soup and pork fried rice, and Chicken Lo Mein with chicken fried rice and a pork egg roll. We also got a shrimp egg roll. I was worried when they quoted a 45-60 minute wait for delivery. So, when the food arrived in 20 minutes I was ecstatic. The beautiful woman next to me went downstairs to retrieve the food and everything. From atop Mount Olympus she must have come.
The wonton soup was really good, the fried rice was really good, the Sesame chicken was really good, and the egg roll was really good. The ravishing Ms. M next to me said all of her food was really good too. Overall, the food was really good. The best part, aside from being in a bed with a gorgeous woman, eating Chinese food, and not really worrying about anything, the total with delivery and tip was only $21! To this half-breed Jew, that is the silver lining my friends.
If you find yourself stuck to your mattress and are in need of some sustenance, call Go Go China, wait 6 minutes for a call back and get it delivered. They truly did.
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