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  • There are so many things that bother me about this strip club: You can tell some rich mafiaso dropped a huge chunk of cash to build it. But next to the Orleans? Isn't that where Engelbert Humperdinck plays when he's in town? Why not next to a casino that's hip, like Mandalay Bay or the Palms - why next to the Vegas AARP waiting room? And so far from the strip? Also, there's really no parking except valet, and there's always a group of comic book villain doormen waiting out front to shake you down before you get in. Very intimidating entryway, sort of makes you just want to keep driving. Really - can't you just drive over to the Spearmint Rhino, which is closer, and get in easier as well? And they've got more, better looking strippers? And the drinks are the same or cheaper? Why are they making it so hard for us to commit Sins here? It's time to be naughty dammit - it's supposed to be disturbingly easy, not painfully hard... Finally the strippers froth like hungry pirannha as soon as you enter - apparently they're starved of fresh fish. The ones who are there are not tens, or eights even? Again, poor location and execution. My best guess for the continued existence of this club is that it has the best drugs - but the management must be keeping them all to themselves.
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