After donating money to the casino executives the only thing that can bring me back to life is Shake Shack - Not that overrated place called In-N-Out with 80% bun burgers and disgusting kmart cafeteria fries. I'm talking a juicy fresh burger on a roll softer than soulja boy. It's so delicious sometimes i cant help but talk dirty to it. Its so good i call it 'shake crack'. I slap the buns first because if Saltbae can do it to his meats than i can slap the bun and not be judged. I become a slave to the burger like a liberal is to fake news.
Farmer Boys has a good burger too in Vegas. Few minutes from Shake Shack off the strip on Decatur.