Whew! I was worried my review wouldn't mean much since I was a female patron, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the food was less-than-meh. I actually didn't know they were going to be wearing bikini tops, even though it's the name of the place. No problem I just felt awkward because we had a four year old with us, oops. I was with a friend and a little boy, and between my vegetable-less steak salad, the kid's chicken tenders, and the nachos... it was almost inedible. One of our waitresses was hot and the other girls I saw were kind of cute. So there you go. One star for the smiles. Service was eh. Maybe just come here for beer and bikinis?