Idiots. (TSA)
Let's say you only have one x-ray machine open. How many security lines would you open up? One? Not these guys. Two - one for regular people, and one for baller status people? Not these guys. Three? SURE! Let's open up 3 different lines for one x-ray machine!!
Let's let one queue pile up to 60 people, and then split that line into two after the checkpoint so we create a mega jam at the x-ray machine and a backlog at the check-in station. Wait, that's not moronic enough. Let's open up a third line for ballers except let's let anyone else through it that's not already in the backed up queue! And they can just skip ahead of all the people that have been waiting for 30+ minutes!
This is how I went from standing directly behind my brother in line to about 20-30 people behind from him. I tried to point out the obvious to a few different TSA idiots, but some just laughed it off and kept drinking their to-go cups. The senior citizen at the check-in podium who created one part of the disaster just couldn't grasp what he had done by creating the 1-lane-into-5-back-into-1 choke point. He was very old, and very kind, but very stupid.
Fuck you guys.