You know.. sometimes you know you're getting screwed but because you are getting screwed you have to engage in some kind of self-self-defense to somehow bring justice to the fact you're getting screwed?
Well if I were to engage in such self-self defense I would write this place a glowing review and brag about how it was worth every dollar of the 600 or so of them I dropped on the place.
But I won't (but f*ck I think I kinda just did).
It could be that I don't really appreciate fine food but let's keep it real - $700 for a meal? I just got tore a new.. uhm.. hole in my wallet. Eat my pants.
Food was good. Service was good. Price was prohibitively expensive. Will satisfy anyone with an appetite for prohibitively expensive meals.