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| - COME HERE IF YOU ARE NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK!
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If your date is butt ugly and you think she/he might have some amazing personality that you might overlook the sore sight on his/her face (just not on this date).
I'm extremely afraid of the dark. In fact I sleep with night lights. Due to the hype, I wanted to try this place for the longest time, forgetting my aforesaid phobia. When I finally stood in front of this restaurant, I suddenly remembered my fear and started pacing around like manic. I mean, who wouldn't be? This place looked like a hidden gateway to hell, a forgotten haunted house and a psychopath hideaway - this restaurant is actually below ground with entrance at the end of long set of staircase that's emerged at a street corner. After two sets of sturdy doors and very dimmed foyer, you will find bump into other patrons who are just as nervous as you are. Then you will notice the sunglasses wearing waiters. And yes, you will find the atmosphere spooky as if you stepped into the mansion of Adam's family. And then, you will find the bar / intake area, still gloomy with dimmed lighting. Now, you will start to wonder if you really went to the wrong place. Worry not, this is the right place. You will be picking your 3 course meal here. Although you are somewhat inwardly sacredly, you will display full enthusiasm as you make your way through the short and not so impressive menu. Might if I suggest, pick everything off their "SURPRISE" menu.
Then someone wearing sunglasses will lead you into the pitch black dining room. You will make a choochoo train with him/her and your date. And of course, you will giggle at first, then panic as you walk into the non-lit room. Let's pray to god your table isn't beside a pole or a wall. Because you will likely hurt yourself by walking into them.
The dining experience is purely dependent on the quality of conversation you have with your date. If you have a irritating, dull and obnoxious date, this hour long dining experience in dark will surely suck. However, if the conversation is smooth and interesting, you will like it as much as I did.
See how I didn't mention anything about the food? Well, if I did, that'd ruin the surprise!
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