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The parking lot was full so I already knew this was going to be good.
Ordered wings....lots of wings btw and pizza.
My fav foods are both wings and pizza...so I have tried a ton of these from various places and states and here in Phx since we moved here.
I was excited to try Long Wongs so eclectic and quirky looking and the name is interesting, but anyway.
Wings arrived in good timing and pizza, no issue there.
Wings were cooked crispy (not bad) I like mine this way, but the sauces yall.(I find wings really hard to mess up when cooking, but we all know the sauce is everything.)
The sauces we tried lemon pepper and ranch or gold (i can't even remember). We decided to try something different because their sauce options are slim.
We got them home and we were starving, started to eat and....WTF hit us both at the same time. Somewhere in the magical wing world, a few baby wings cried real salty tears at what just occurred. It was a painful eat.
Painful AF to be starving and eating wings that just ain't good plain and simple. The sauces were just bland very bland. One was a dry rub which was lemon pepper and one side wasn't even seasoned and it was very light lemon pepper. The other one was a wet sauce that wasn't very flavorful at all. It was
We literally stopped, sat there, and walked away. Came back remembering we had a pizza "clutch".....THAT PIZZA would save us.
I have never....
I have never in my...
I have never in my life had a pizza so nasty.
The sauce...I guess we were the pizza where they decided to save on the sauce, there wasn't much, they shorted us on the cheese, and it barely covered the pizza. I believe pizza and wings to be basic items that are hard to get wrong and they killed it, literally murdered my tasted buds. I had nightmares that night.
I still get the flash of the full parking lot.... I now dream and wonder what was everyone eating there and surely it wasn't the pizza or wings.
So my first warning is to people that are straight from the south & east coast...envision The worse wings and pizza you've had...those are probably better than these, so skip.
For anyone else:
If your only criteria for eating out is survival & price than please visit them for cheap wings and pizza that are edible, but not actually tasty.
I wanted to like this place but...this first encounter was just too much for my heart to bear.
Maybe the other food is better idk, I will never return.
I said what I said. #sorrynotsorry #truthteller
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