Meh is a pretty amazing word. It's almost describes itself in terms of its brevity and simplicity to pronounce. You can't accidentally say "trichinosis" but "meh" pretty much falls out of your mouth with not much effort, remarkability or circumstance.
I'd say almost the same thing about Boom except instead of 'meh' coming out of your mouth, it's going in. I thought the service was fair and the cock-laden decor was clean, bright and inoffensive (if not terribly corporate). But my traditional eggs Benedict was boooooring. Perhaps I have been spoilt by other options in the city (no perhaps about it, actually), but this isn't anything special. Not to mention that a basic breakfast starts around $7 and everything else goes up from there.
Unless someone talks me into coming back, I probably won't return on my own volition.
Obligatory Title Pun: BOOM goes the dynamite.
Menu Readability: Super corporate. Or should I say, Cora-porate? Zing.
Need to mention: At least they take debit and credit.
What this place teaches me about myself: I'm a breakfast snob and I don't care.