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| - Oh my God the horror! This is like a Halloween Haunted House but open year round. Larry's Villa is right off the US 95/Rancho exit, sometimes you can see a guy off to the side of the off-ramp with a sign asking for money (keep this in mind).
So we walk in and that new Jay Z/Kanye song is on and this place or this sh*t is "cray" (crazy). It was smoky but the alcohol was cheap, you can gamble but you can literally use it as tip, and the best part was when the same guy asking for change on the off ramp came in and stunk up the place.
When a dancer came up to my friend (mind you I told him to accept all dances offered) I was eavesdropping and while she was touching him all over she was also laying out the rules for him about prices and places he can touch her like here, here, here, but not there. So she grabs his hand and they walk off and I'm thinking, wahhh did she just say he "can touch"?!
We weren't drunk, we weren't allowed to be drunk but the drinks were cheap as heck during happy hour. You might as well come here from the gas station next door to buy your alcohol fix.
So then this other dancer came up to me and I had to tell her that this was all for my friend and so she mounted him but the same rules didn't apply to her like it did his first dance. So when he went to rub her legs he looks at me with the wtf look and looks at his hands. I knew right away he got pricked by her hairy legs!
We only had time for him to get 4 dances, with the last one trying to compare herself to the other 3 and more importantly the last one. We may have been there for an entirely different purpose but the dances accompanied our mission. Don't expect the same type of dancers from other gentleman's club like Sapphires or Spearmint Rhino. There are no valets and you can just walk right in hence why you might as well walk in here, grab a drink, get a free show, and then head out. I'm sorry but this place is horrible, go to Lil D's instead.
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