I want to like The Porch. I wanted to so badly that I subjected myself to their drinks and foods multiple times over the last two years. Each time I rationalized my previous bad experience, but it never got better. EVERY SINGLE TIME I eat here, I wind up a varying degree of food poisoning. Which is really disappointing because the location is great, and the opportunity to dine outside is relatively rare. But the location alone isn't enough to outweigh the toxic food, the unfriendly service, the limited selections for happy hour, and the overall sense of impending dread that comes with dining here. Pass on this place unless you're just going to have a cocktail on the patio.